So For the past seven or so years I have been reading a book series called "The Sword of Truth” In each book is a wizard’s rule that the main character Richard learns along the way. The rule in the latest book "Confessor" Is Bull Shit. Terry Goodkind became a preachy self centered prick. On top of that he ran out of good plot ideas so the book is mainly a shitload of really cool scenes with no apparent connection. Here is the wizards rule from the last book.

The Wizard's Rule Unwritten
Confessor: Chapter 65, Page #592, US Hardcover, First Edition (revealed by Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander).

Explanation by Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander:

"The rule of all rules. The rule unwritten. The rule
unspoken since the dawn of history... But Barracus wanted you to know that it's the secret to using a war wizard's power. The only way to express it, to make sure that you would grasp what he was intending to tell you, was to give you a book unwritten to signify the rule unwritten."

WHAT A FUCKING COP OUT. This was goodkinds last shot to make a huge impact and he gives us that. That is as far as the damn thing was explained. Ok I am a smart person but DAMN. Ok I could rub one out and come up with a better idea then that. Let’s see off the top off my head. "Everything is connected through life and death." A little communist and a little emo but I am ranting here. For Fucks sake Mr. Goodkind take a fucking year off and make a good book. I am so disappointed in this ending. And as if to patch it all he ends the Series with a wedding.

What really got me pissed was Terry Goodkind did not get off his god damn pulpit the entire book. Fucking write a book like the first 7 that didn’t suck donkey balls man. On top of that I got your message in book 4 or 5 live your life. Freedom is the shit and slavery rocks the cock. If I wanted to hear someone preach about what I should or should not do I would go to church. Oh and don't think I missed how the ending to the book was an incitement of Christianity claiming Richard Rahl as Jesus. Try a little subtly next time Fuck face.

In conclusion Fuck You Terry Goodkind. I hope you die cold and alone with a herione needle sticking out of your arm.

Thank you and goodnight